Hey, did you hear about the photographer that got ripped in half by a gorilla?
Thanks to Global Warming, that useless, boring lake has become a beautiful, spacious parking lot.
Here’s a photo of a dog about to eat an owl.
This is a dog taking his blind best friend out for a walk. What did you do today?
I prefer elephants to people.
LIFE: It’s always beautiful until the tiger eats the monkey.
… And this is why he’s The King of The Jungle.
Elephants make everything better.